That Time I Tried…Being a Pro Mascot.

Let's talk about Bucky Badger, The Philly Phanatic, and The San Diego Chicken. All three are mascots, that also happen to sound like painful sexual positions. Most boys grow up seeing them at sporting events and on television all the time (mascots, not painful sexual positions.) In our youth, we can usually name the most... Continue Reading →

Don’t Call Me Bald.

What do Sean Connery, your childhood dentist, and my beloved grandfather have in common? All three were bald. As bald as an American eagle at a swim meet. I remember as a kid looking at my grandfather's shiny dome and thinking "Poor grandpa. He doesn't have any hair left. Why has his God forsaken him?"... Continue Reading →

Dave Ramsey Is A Jerk!

A while back, my wife and I took a Dave Ramsey personal finance course. If you don't know Dave Ramsey, he's a personal finance guru with a national radio show, heavy online presence, and nationwide seminars. I was resistant about taking the course at first, because I always resist my wife's good ideas initially. She... Continue Reading →

Look At My Manhood.

Manhood can be difficult. Being a “grown-up” is much harder. This is especially true for men because we are inherently stupid. Apparently when God gave us superior upper body strength, he used brain tissue to fill the gaps. I’m still trying to find my grownup sea legs. If you don’t know the difference between being... Continue Reading →

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